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Biology pick up lines

Babe, I want to see a cleavage. At a cellular level.

If we were like chromosomes, you'd be my homologous pair.

Baby, I wish I were DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes.

Girl whenever I'm near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: Smooth or Rough?

I wish I was adenine, then I could get paired with U.

Girl, you're so hot you denature my proteins.

You must be a gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.
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